Sports Riddles
 Riddles

    Q. What can you serve but never eat?
    A. A tennis ball!

    Q. What is a boxer's favorite drink?
    A. Punch!

    Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
    A. Cricket.

    Q. What sport do hairdressers love the most?
    A. CURLING!

    Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
    A. A soccer ball!

    Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
    A. A soccer ball!

    Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
    A. Because the referee called foul!

    Q. Why shouldn't you play with tennis players?
    A. They cause too much of a racket.

    Q. Why didn't they let Cinderella play soccer?
    A. Because she kept running away from the ball.

    Q. Why is the ice rink so cold?
    A. There are a lot of fans there.

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