An elephant joke is a joke, almost always an absurd riddle or conundrum and often a sequence
of such, that involves an elephant. Elephant jokes were a fad in the 1960s, with many people
constructing large numbers of them according to a set formula. Sometimes they involve parodies
or puns.

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.

Q: What do elephants and trees have in common? 
A: They both have big trunks!

Q: How do you stop a charging elephant?
A: Take away his credit card.

Q: What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
A: 10 after 1

Q: What’s the difference between a dozen eggs and an elephant?
A: If you don’t know, I’m sure not going to send you to the store for a dozen eggs!

Q. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? 
A An irrelephant

Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole? 
A: Lost!

Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't get down off an elephant, you get down off of a goose. 

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A: (they will say NO). Works, doesn't it?!

Q: where do baby elephants come from?
A: Big Storks