Silly Snowman Jokes
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted flakes
Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A: Ice Bergers
Q: What do hungry snowmen put on their ice-burgers?
A: Chilly Sauce
Q Where do the snowmen keep their money?
A: In the snow banks
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water
Q: How does a snowman get to work?
A: by icycle
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer
A: A puddle
Q: Where would you find snowmen dancing?
A: at a Snowball
Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?
Q How do Snowmen make their beds?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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