Silly Snowman Jokes
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? 
A: Frosted flakes 

Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A: Ice Bergers

Q: What do hungry snowmen put on their ice-burgers?
A: Chilly Sauce

Q  Where do the snowmen keep their money? 
A: In the snow banks 

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? 
A: Frostbite 
 
Q: What do you call an old snowman? 
A: Water

Q: How does a snowman get to work?
A: by icycle
  
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer
A: A puddle 

Q: Where would you find snowmen dancing? 
A: at a Snowball

Q: What did one snowman say to the other? 
A: Do you smell carrots? 

Q How do Snowmen make their beds?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. 
 

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