Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? 
A: It was the chickens day off

Q: Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A: Because if they had four doors they'd be chicken sedans.

A chicken goes to the libary, walks up to the librarian and says Book
The librarian says "you want a book"? 
The chicken says Book "Any book?" Book
So the librarian gives the chicken a novel and of it goes. 
About an hour later the chicken comes back and says to the Librarian Book-Book
The librarian says "now you want two books?"
Book-Book
So the librarian gives the chicken two more novels.  
The chicken leaves but again comes back later. 
this time the chicken says Book-Book-Book
Three books?
Book-Book-Book
So the librarian gives the chicken three books, 
but she decides she'll follow the chicken and find out whats going on. 
The chicken croses the road, goes out of town, goes over the river and
through the woods and down to the swamp, where there is a bullfrog.
The chicken sets the books down by him. The bullfrog looks at the books 
and says "reddit, reddit, reddit"