1. Q: What washes on very small beaches? 
   A: Microwaves!

2  Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of santa? 
   A: A Clausterphobic

3  Q: What do prisnors use to call each other? 
   A: Cell Phones

4. Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
   A: because it was framed

5. Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
   A: I got you covered.

6. Q: What dog keeps the best time? 
   A: A watch dog 

7. Q: How do you shoot a killer bee?
   A: with a bee-bee gun

8  Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Arc? 
   A: Flood Lights

9  Q: What did Delaware? 
   A: A New Jersey. 

10. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? 
    A: A bull doser

11  Q: What do you call a bee that lives in america? 
    A USB 

12  Q: What exam do young witches have to pass?
    A: A spell-ing test