1. Did you hear about the pizza place on the moon?
Great restaurant, but no atmosphere

2  What type of person doesn’t love pizza?
   A weirdough

Four Fun Pizza Puns:

1) Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.

2) How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.

3) What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
“There’s mushroom for improvement.” 

4) Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi.


Pizza in Japan:
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the
concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him
he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman 
the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pepperoni pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, 
and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, ''What the heck did you put on this pizza?'' The 
delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper-only.